kringle tingle

When someone has the sudden and overwhelming urge to grab a mall santa by their jingle bells and a hope to be placed on the naughty list.

Other symptoms include “a one way ticket to their north pole”, an increased desire for “a big candy cane”, and increase in the usage of the phrase “just please sleigh me!”

No known treatment options are available

“After watching bad santa last night I caught a case of the kringle tingle”

by mm262a1 February 5, 2025

Tingling

Fucking your man till he nuts twice putting it I a capsule of the sperm and eat cereal and use the sperm as a substitution for milk and creamer

My girl is tingling with my nut

by Realrroe February 7, 2025

Brazilian Tingle Tangle

Your girlfriend gives you wacky head on first class brazilian airlines while drinking sangria from a walmart drink isle.

"Dude i just got the craziest Brazilian Tingle Tangle last week, shit was BONKERS"

by Big noppa February 16, 2025

tingle masturnap

The first motion of this action is to consume a bottle of melatonin gummies. Wait 36 minutes. If timed correctly proceed to purchase 3 or more minutes on a massage chair while simultaneously unbuttoning your pants slowly, after 3 minutes you proceed to masturbate furiously while attempting to spin in a circle counterclockwise. Hobble to the nearest disabled bathroom and splooge wherever the tingle takes you the next unwilling action should be an intense unforgettable sleep and intense euforic dreaming

Hey Jack Penton are you still going to pull a "tingle masturnap" tonight like you planned?

by JackPentonsStinkDungHole February 20, 2025

Tingle Tard

Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.

Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025

tingle tips

A OCD individual who is areal free spirit, but very nervous. Often very musically inclined. They have this tic where they repeatedly give light thumps to their forehead after exhaling a self prescribed bong hit.

Dude. Who’s that gut guy jamming the guitar and thumping his head to the music?.Tell him his bong fell over.

That’s Tingle Tips.

by Jbjr4vols July 12, 2024

Rage-tingle

1 - "A psychosomatic, tingling sensation in the groin, lower ribs, or fingers, triggered by intense frustration, annoyance, or the mental grind of monotonous, repetitive tasks."
2 - "A psychosomatic tingle caused by task-induced stress, intense annoyance, or grinding through mind-numbing repetition."

"I'm not gonna be able to put up with this, I am starting to get the rage-tingle going on"
" I've got to take a quick walk, I have got a rage-tingle."

by CRAYZ33T May 8, 2025