Xander

Xander loves pissing in his grandmas mouth and is really fat and runs around the school naked while injecting himself with tren he is also diabetic so after he runs around naked he runs to the lunchroom naked and twerks all over the food making it unedible then he punches graysen in the face then twerks on him

xander loves piss

by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025

Xander

English pronunciation of the Spanish word "Sancho."

Tim was labelled as "Xander" as he never used the front door, only the back.

by JQuazzaaa January 14, 2021

Xander

Xander is a sexy guy. He looks a lot like Bellamy from the 100 season 1 🤣. He is strong brave and overall a fucking sexy ass guy. A Xander should ask out a Lane because more than likely she likes him. These two are the perfect match! He is a fucking hot guy who should stop being shy and ask out his crush!

A Xander looks a lot like Bellamy from the 100 season 1 🤣

by 11908 September 7, 2021

Xander

Rich sweet boy with a big penis. if he comes near to girls they get horney you can always talk to xander

A person named xander

by Anonieme gast March 16, 2019

Xander

Racists country lovin hick from the south who praises the second amendment loves his confederate flag and his woman if your from the south you want a xander.

Girl 1: Look at that redneck whats his name Girl 2: oh its Xander

by Redneck 01 February 28, 2019

pulling a xander

someone is "pulling a xander" when they are being abnormally horny and/or weird

"Alanna was being horny as hell earlier, it was weird"

"You know she was just pulling a Xander"

by sighlass June 12, 2022

Xander

Xander is the kind of nigga to suck your dads wiener when he stays the night at your house. Xander’s can act very gay but have a sort of sense of humor that makes you want to throw up. Xander’s are also known for their peachy assholes. 🍑

AJ: Hey Xander, what you doing?
Xander: Sucking yo daddy dick
AJ: For real?
Xander: *Guack Guack* He ate my peachy ass too.
AJ: Bruh

by Chomie Homies February 27, 2020