face semen

The shit that comes out of acne.
Ew, Brad's scratching his acne. Here comes the face semen.
by AggressiveExile September 29, 2017
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semen brick

It's when you find these 2 girls and you want to cum on there faces so bad, that you freeze your own semen over the course of a week until you have enough to make ice cubes of semen then shove them down their faces while hitting them with a brick.
(For more like this see definition: Donkey Punch)
It's when you have these two girls and you just want to cum all over there faces, but you wanna smash for real.
Like literally with a brick to their fucking teeth.
So you ask them hey, you want this semen brick?
by DickAnderson October 23, 2017
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semen sipper

a girl or guy who enjoys the act of guzzling and drinking semen after giving oral sex or engaging in sexual intercourse.
Alex G: did you know Chritine K is a semen sipper? She can't get enough of guzzling her boyfriends cum!

Kristin F: Yeah i know that girl's a slut.
by creampie94 April 20, 2009
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Semen Spouter

One who intakes semen in the mouthhole and then spouts it in a sprinkler like fashion
by Beatdowns a Packin December 31, 2010
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semen brothers

Semen brothers are men who had slept with the same women
How many semen brothers do you have?
by Kuehlstein November 02, 2017
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Semen Fannyjuice

When a guy jerks off on a girls back and the semen runs down the butt crack and spills onto the vagina.
I busted a nut on my girls back and semen fannyjuice was everywhere.
by Piss Flaps Monkey October 29, 2010
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semen everywhere

an expression of extreme excitement and enthusiasm; a metaphor for an enjoyable memory or moment.
that movie was so amazing! semen everywhere! i'm glad our bromance can endure such awesomeness.
by neat words May 08, 2009
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