by BlGDADDY February 19, 2011
Get the Russian Microwavemug. The most random thing ever. Referred to on social media as "the ultimate invention that can do just about anything".
"Hey, have you heard about microwavable paintbrushes? I heard they were very important!"
"What the horcrux is that?"
"Microwavable paintbrushes! I even heard zombies are allergic to them!"
"There's no such thing as zombies, smeg head!"
"Not anymore...."
"What the horcrux is that?"
"Microwavable paintbrushes! I even heard zombies are allergic to them!"
"There's no such thing as zombies, smeg head!"
"Not anymore...."
by xBOREDgeek November 6, 2016
Get the Microwavable paintbrushesmug. Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Polish Microwave is when you fart under the blanket and grab the blanket under your spouse’s face with an upward motion and then bring said blanket down with considerable speed, so as to waft the still-warm fart directly into your spouse’s face.
My wife was complaining that she was cold, so I got some blankets and gave her a Polish Microwave. Now she’s warm, but she’s mad at me.
by Amandanaise January 7, 2023
Get the Polish Microwavemug. Pretty much when one feels like they're being microwaved. Usually due to an excess of bad Chinese food, stress, or whatever else drives one to a lack of sanity.
Friend 1: whoa, is Tobey okay?
Friend 2: yeah, probs just a case of microwave head.
Tobey: *stares into space like a zombie*
Friend 2: yeah, probs just a case of microwave head.
Tobey: *stares into space like a zombie*
by Bweeeeent November 18, 2015
Get the Microwave headmug. When news is so ridiculously hard to believe that it sounds like Kelly Conway said it, i.e. microwaves can take pictures of you without you knowing it.
I read some microwave news today, "Trump is now saying he was hypnotized by Michelle Obama to say stupid shit on twitter during the campaign."
by naynay1984 March 23, 2017
Get the microwave newsmug. Microwave babies are the new generation of teenagers born between 1990 and 2018 they do everything fast like Microwave popcornThey don’t wanna work and very confrontational
by Microwave babies June 11, 2021
Get the Microwave babiesmug. The act of engaging in hardcore anal intercourse while in a sauna. Both participants are wearing cardboard boxes so that they look like turtles. Not for the faint of heart, or those who don't know the glory of being assfucked by a turtle.
by Appl3Python April 25, 2014
Get the microwave turtlemug.