Luke

A Luke is generally a person who is very slack. Any assigned tasks will not be started by Luke until very late (i.e. the night before its due). They also have no shame in the way that they behave in public, often acting like a retard. A Luke is also very secretive about any relationships they may have. Any questions regarding his relationships will result in Luke saying 'I don't have a girlfriend' or 'fuck off'.

Person 1: Omg do you see that fool over there?
Person 2: Wow, he hasn't even started his assignment that is due tomorrow
Person 1: Yeah and he won't tell me anything about his love life

Person 1 and 2 at the same time: He must be a Luke.

by Homerchu November 18, 2019

Luke

Luke is possibly one of the best friend a person can have. He is kind, caring, funny, smart and always know what to say. Luke always finds a way to make his friends laugh. He always sends cute dog gifs to his friends to make them feel better and they really appreciate it. He can be weird and make pterodactyl noises a lot but he means well. He is also very supportive and gives good hugs :). He may be 'busy' a lot of the time but he makes sure to make time for his friends when needed and checks up on them as well.

friend 1: hey i heard you were feeling down earlier, are you okay?
friend 2: yeah im alright now because i talked to Luke :)

by Iwillmakeyoucry March 21, 2022

luke

dumbass

hey you know luke?
--oh you mean dumb ass?

by Heeeeeeeeeeejjksowla February 3, 2019

luke

a luke is someone who you dated back in school and wish you got to know as a person instead of a random relationship. when you come across a luke you better cherish luke

luke is cool

by super secret rando guy May 7, 2019

Luked

Someone who’s had too much to drink. Usually people with a low tolerance to alcohol.

Oh he’s had a pint and he’s drunk? He’s pulled a luke!
Or ‘oh he’s had a pint? He’s luked!

by UrbanClann June 11, 2018

luke

kid who rages and throws his mic at walls

luke just threw his michael at the fucking wall

by KewlKidMan June 28, 2019

Luke

Luke is a sexy man that secretly wants to be loved. He has mesmerising eyes and a baby face that makes him look mid 20's. He has a secret crush that secretly adores him. If he has a girlfriend he feels protective over her always. The lady called Emilie is his ideal partner. Emilie will have loads in common with Luke and will nearly instantly feel a connection with her. One day he will meet his dream girl and want to show her how to be treated properly and sweep her off her feet. Luke needs to find a sarcastic funny girl who will need the same out of life with him. Who has loads in common and can talk about anything for hours. That will secretly miss her when she is gone and loves it when she is around. Sasha would be perfect wifey materialthat will look after him and she will accept him and appreciate him for who he is. Luke is a realist and prides himself in being honest, upfront and loyal.

Luke is a loveble guy

by Euke June 1, 2019