Jonathan

Every Jonathan has a Bestfriend named Melissa

"Hey Jonathan who's your Bestfriend "

"My Bestfriend is Melissa"

by Sibsis March 14, 2017

A Jonathan

The act of arriving late to ones internship after a particularly late night of hedonistic debauchery.

HR: Where's Val? Has anyone seen her?
Rai: She pulled a Jonathan.
HR: <confused face>

by ReadySetCuddle August 24, 2008

Jonathan

A word describing a homosexual high schooler or human waste

"Oh, man i need to take a huge ass Jonathan"
"Jonathan is so gay he goes to Dickinson high school"

by 92614 April 10, 2015

Jonathan

a jerk-like being that never answers his phone and is EXTREMELY irresponsable. he will pretend like he loves you sometimes, but DONT BE FOOLED. afterwards he will lie and ecieve you and not answer his phone.

UGH!!!! HE'S SUCH A JONATHAN!

by justthetruthfromme June 10, 2011

jonathan

straight up bitch

your being a jonathan

by WoWaYoN April 25, 2013

Jonathan

A fucking lit as fuck hood nigga who is so fucking sexy and has gay friends but is so smart bill gates wish Jonathan was his son

JONATHAN is the coolest hood nigga there is

by Yesyesitsme October 17, 2019

Jonathan

Just a dickhead

Jonathan ya dick

by Cabhans gay July 20, 2019