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John

The sweetest boyfriend you can have. Good in bed and treats you like a princess. He enjoys hiking and has the sexiest hair and smile. You'd be lucky to find someone like him.
A: The guy John standing there is SO cute!
B: OMG YES can I date him too?
A: nah he is mine.
by griddamtimb November 7, 2018
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John

John will confront anyone anywhere. He has no fear. He will point blank make you see the truth of any situation. A real gentle man. Honest, loyal, faithful, devoted and dedicated he is one in a million. A john will put his lovers feelings first, sacrificing his own to make sure she is happy. A john is a ladies man because many women will be attracted to him. He is a heartbreaker, cause he will break the hearts of other women cause they cant have him cause he will forever remain faithful to the one he has chosen to give his love to. A john wont have many friends cause he is truthful and most people dont like to hear the truth having a john in your life is a gift. if you can handle what he says to you, which is truth then keep him as a friend or lover
That woman is lucky did you see john open her door now you dont see that often these days
by Mychellee frasher January 5, 2022
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John

Funny,Tryhard,Gets Mad Easily,Great Person,Perfect Personality,
by CrackedSimp March 20, 2021
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john

someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.

in all seriousness, yes.
dang john too drippyyyy.
by xrxxxcday July 26, 2021
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John

john is obese
by osama bin ladin 69 420 666 March 11, 2019
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John

Is someone that is scared to go on the hulk
Hi I’m john
by Beefcake45 November 23, 2021
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John

John is a good humored and funny guy. He’s tall, tan, has brown eyes and hair. A little bit chubby yet very athletic. He is very stubborn and he sometimes gets mad for small things. Overall he’s just a cute, funny, wholesome, and has good taste in memes.
Friend: who’s that guy you were talking to👀

Me: oh it’s just John 😂💖
by Lil D? More like lil r33! June 25, 2019
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