Talking Fig

Something with lots of sexual experience

Person 1: I have sexual experience

Person 2: man you’re like a talking fig

by BasicallyATalkingFig June 23, 2022

Pecoweco Fig fig fig

When little dry balls of poo shoot out you ass

1: I just Pecoweco Fig fig fig

by SHERKED March 10, 2017

Chip fig

A shitty YouTube "star"

"Dave I'm stoned wanna watch some chip fig videos? "
"Dude , fuck no watching chip fig videos makes me want to swan dive off buildings"

by Anomalies234 June 9, 2016

Fig monster

Fig monster is a greddy adj monster

Fig monster don’t take all the pizza you greedy monster

by Johnny walshy June 29, 2020

Water My Figs

An insult of unknown origin that is an equivalent to "Fuck you!"

"You suck". "Oh yeah? Well, you can water my figs buddy."

by Raconteur75 July 15, 2022

Fig

The worst slur of all slurs. A derogatory term for someone of a lower social class/stature of yourself.

“Glenda is a stupid fig!”
“What did you say???”

by janabsjajabvs August 25, 2021

Fig fart

To eat a fig and fart

I’m currently fig farting right now

by HeH2028 September 27, 2022