“ Shawty over there a slab “
“ Him and his whole gang some slabs “
“ I fucked shorty last week she definitely a slab “
“ Him and his whole gang some slabs “
“ I fucked shorty last week she definitely a slab “
by Kingshit762390 December 13, 2019

A pizza of any sort- Australian.
by The Camel March 4, 2025

A complimentary term used by fishermen to describe another fisherman's giant fish.
Usually a "slab" refers to a massive fish that may not be setting records with length, but it's breaking scales with its weight.
Usually a "slab" refers to a massive fish that may not be setting records with length, but it's breaking scales with its weight.
"Oh well dontcha know, looks like you made out not so bad fishing there bud. 44" sockeye, eh? That's a freakin' slab!"
by MNClouser December 1, 2019

click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"
click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"
click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"
by monkeyslablicka February 12, 2024


A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.
Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."
by Haddizzle October 6, 2022
