when a man doesn't shower for two weeks and sweats allot, particularly in the genital area, he gets a green pumpkin. A green pumpkin means having a really stinky ass dick, that smells like a nacho dead fish with garbage juice. Women get really turned on by green pumpkinised dicks,
-Are you ready Nadasha?
-yes baby did you follow the instructions?
-yea i didn't shower for 3 weeks and i now have a green pumpkin.
-yes baby did you follow the instructions?
-yea i didn't shower for 3 weeks and i now have a green pumpkin.
by Yacker's Popular Words November 3, 2013

When something is boring, someone is talking about something no one cares about, or when someone is arguing for no reason. Or bitch just u need to shut up
by jshoree October 21, 2011

testing ones strentgh by punching a large pumpkin hard enough to break through esssiantly "fisting" the object in simulation of the fetish sexual act
by ghost psalm777 March 21, 2016

When a girl gets screwed so quickly("rapidly", if you will), that her vagina gets all sore and red/orange like a pumpkin.
Cindy: "Oh man, my vag is so sore."
Lisa: "Why?"
Cindy: "Last night Jim was in a rush and he gave me a rapid pumpkin."
Lisa: "Why?"
Cindy: "Last night Jim was in a rush and he gave me a rapid pumpkin."
by The Amazing Mr. E August 6, 2008

by Pfresh5000 April 17, 2014

Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.
by JOHN February 10, 2004

Dude, check out that foxy lady at the end of the bar checking you out. She's digging your red lochs. She looks like a pumpkin pounder!
by The bro's bro April 17, 2014
