nobody cares

1. nobody cares means that we dont give a fuck so stop thinking we do fuck nigga.

2. it means stop saying out of pocket shi that we dont give 2 fucks about like just stfu for once wit yo big back ahh.

"girl" i miss my mannnn, everybody else, "stfu nobody cares"

u used those quotation marks wrong, me -- "nobody cares"

by flybitchonlyyy January 17, 2024

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Nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!

What an annoyed attendee snorts at you when you sarcastically voice a gross/crude/embarrassing "audio clip" during/after a humiliating event that others would prefer to hush up or forget/ignore.

Wry-faced storyteller: "...but needless to say, that big plate of beans very decidedly did **not** completely agree with me, and so I ---"
You: "July is National Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

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mansplaining to nobody

Mansplaining on a topic when the usual audience for mansplaining is not present

TJ is mansplaining to nobody again - that group of paraplegic orphans doesn't seem to care at all about the proper way to fold a parachute.

by DizzleisRizzle July 5, 2018

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Bag of balls that nobody wants

The ultimate roast that will instantly destroy even your toughest enemies. Originally said by Shakespeare in 1584 and made popular by the famous youtuber Pewdiepie in 2018.

Thanos: "your mom gay"
Superman: "no u"
Bill Murray: "you're a bag of balls that nobody wants"
Superman and Thanos: *dies*

by Benjamin Jørgensen August 31, 2018

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