Argentinean missile

When a female takes her partners' poop, then freezes it to make a long dildo out of it then eventually melting in the females vagina. the missile melts in the hot climate-hence Argentinean Missile!

John: Yo bill did you here?
Bill: What?
John: Mary did an argentinean missile with bob last night
Bill: oh thats disgusting! your going to make me puke
John: I heard the missile melted after only 2 minutes!

by James Biggiesmalls October 24, 2010

scud missiles

A plastic bag filled with human excrement thrown out of a window. Common in undeveloped nations where toliets in houses are rare.

Scud missiles, everybody duck!!

by Timothy J. Tucker March 22, 2009

Dick missile

When in the process of a lengthy mansplaining session, one realizes there is a point and a real zinger of a explanation is building…. That is a dick missile. Mansplainers love dick missives…. People on the receiving end generally hate to admit the dick missile was on target.

Wow, Geoff was in the middle of a stupidly long mansplaining session on electrical wiring, when he fired off a righteous dick missile. I think I get what alternating and direct current means now.

by Chickadee7200 July 19, 2022

Cuban Missile Crisis

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick

i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.

by Porkrhind December 21, 2016

Cock Seeking Missile

1. A slag, slut, tramp, ho.

2. A female who has had more penises inside her than a pair of old men's hire trousers.

Dan: "Mate, you've not had a shag in ages."

Jimmy: "Yeah I know, I've got a definite chance with that cock seeking missile over there though."

by SoloKong November 25, 2010

fame-seeking missile

An expression used to describe a person who will stop at nothing in an attempt to become or remain famous, even if that means humiliating themselves, betraying their friends, endangering their children, disgracing humanity, etc.

Recent examples of fame-seeking missiles have sold the story of their affairs with married celebrities, released sex tapes, photos, voicemails, and sexts, posed naked, posed semi-naked with Kermit the frog, pretended to launch their kid in a balloon, had 10 cosmetic surgeries in one day, compromised national security at a state dinner, wrote a tell-all, had a litter of kids, checked into rehab, PRehab, or mehab, quit her job as governor, took a punch in the face on camera, had the last name Lohan, and, of course, agreed to be filmed for a reality show.

by daisydoesit July 20, 2010

Pussy Seeking Missile

1. Noun. A Pussy Seeking Missile (PSM for short) is any man who, upon achieving moderate-to-high levels of intoxication, will hound several women for an entire evening with the intent of not stopping until he's gone home with one of them.

2. Noun. One who seeks pussy with Missle-like precision.

Sean talked to four different girls all night, and finally wound up going home with Liz. That guy is a pussy seeking missile when he's drunk!

by Matt Heston March 23, 2008