Jonathan

Jonathan is known for being handsome, cool and having a big dick

Oh my I wish mine was as big as Jonathan’s

by Cooldudeman69 November 28, 2018

A Jonathan

The act of arriving late to ones internship after a particularly late night of hedonistic debauchery.

HR: Where's Val? Has anyone seen her?
Rai: She pulled a Jonathan.
HR: <confused face>

by ReadySetCuddle August 24, 2008

Jonathan

A word describing a homosexual high schooler or human waste

"Oh, man i need to take a huge ass Jonathan"
"Jonathan is so gay he goes to Dickinson high school"

by 92614 April 10, 2015

Jonathan

a jerk-like being that never answers his phone and is EXTREMELY irresponsable. he will pretend like he loves you sometimes, but DONT BE FOOLED. afterwards he will lie and ecieve you and not answer his phone.

UGH!!!! HE'S SUCH A JONATHAN!

by justthetruthfromme June 10, 2011

jonathan

straight up bitch

your being a jonathan

by WoWaYoN April 25, 2013

Jonathan

A Jonathan is a boy looking to have sex, this man has is a drug dealer. He makes a living off marijuana. Jonathan's is a sexy man who will start fights over political subjects. Jonathan is a well known man in the froend group, he is known to be the funnys one . And everone admires him for who he is. A Jonathan goes on porn hub daily. Thw name Jonathan Translated from the Swahili name Mandingo, witch is farely know for dark magic

Yo Jonathan how much does the sniff calf cost

by Zanflue December 30, 2017

Jonathan

Just a dickhead

Jonathan ya dick

by Cabhans gay July 20, 2019