John

Another word for penis

That boy i fucked last noght had a tiny john

by Uncle babatubde February 6, 2020

John

johns are mostly cute handsome and tall and all girls love them and love to toast girls older than their age and are very caring people and will be a very good boyfriend and they mostly look like people named ladi

1.who is that your kissing oh its my John

by susan Kay March 9, 2019

John

A 40-65 year old man who still hangs out at
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.

There’s so many Johns at my hostel... I thought this was a youth hostel anyway?

by Nova8 August 4, 2020

John

A man who simps way to hard for tick tock thots(charlie damelio) usually makes weird grunting sounds when lifting weights and is 8ft tall and has cool head phones and usually has a arch nemisis named ryan who really hates him he is bad at skate boarding and has really weird pickup lines and hits on his friends family members.

John:wow that girl is hot im going to use my pickup line on her

John:hey are you trash cause I wanna take you out
Girl:(kicks him in no no square and takes his lunch money)
John:proceeds to stalk her on her way home and all over social media

by Frankenstein42069 May 9, 2020

John

Funny,Tryhard,Gets Mad Easily,Great Person,Perfect Personality,

John is an Imperfect Perfection

by CrackedSimp March 20, 2021

John

The hottest man alive. He is a big brain boy and love minecraft and terrraria. All the women love, including your mom, and he is amazing. He is super cool and is amazing.

I love that John

by epicgamer07 December 23, 2020

John

John is the most powerful man you could meet! He is full of anger, but in a good way. He is almost always asleep, so lazy. He normally drives round in an old van to all different kind of places. He has many things of richness that he shows off like rings and phones even aftershave!!

Johnnnn

by Fjjdnxhxhxhx June 8, 2019