Horny Jail

The place you go as punishment for making decisions because you’re horny.

“I had sex with my ex because I was horny. I’m going to horny jail.”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail”

by K.armaaa_ December 08, 2022

jail mail

A person in jail that gets mail.

An inmate looks at their cell mate and asks what they have in their hands.
Cell mate replies: I just got received a letter. I just love getting jail mail.

by Eagles Are Awesome May 13, 2020

comedy jail

a jail kurtis got sent to cause he made a bad pun

i hope kurtis gets out of comedy jail soon

by gotta sweep December 28, 2020

Jail-lag

Similar to jet-lag, jail-lag is the time/routine shift which a person experiences after being in jail for more than just a few days.

After serving 18 days in jail being forced into an unusual routine, a person experiences jail-lag after returning to the "free" world.

by NoMoreFederalGovernment! August 05, 2013

Relationship Jail

basically the same as being single or in the friendzone

I've been in relationship jail for most of my life, idk when I'm gonna get out

by TokenIranian September 23, 2016

Jail boy

a person that belongs in jail because he likes to admire underage girls

omg he is such a jail boy

by jail boy February 01, 2023

Jail Horse

A zebra.

Bob: I can't believe this zoo doesn't have any jail horses in it, this sucks.
John: What's a jail horse?
Bob: A zebra.

by BM255 November 22, 2019