A town in central Iowa with a population of about 3500. Surrounded by 500 miles of corn in all directions, located right on highway 35. Home to some of the most condescending asshole hillbillies you'll ever meet. Some of the attractions of this town include Kum and Go, The Carousel(which is only interesting to Chinese tourist), and the two parks located in the middle of town. The only reason anyone ever comes to this town is to stop and eat at one of the many poorly managed restaurant along the interstate. Living here is atrocious, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone with a steady income and a good head on their shoulders. The people there are weird, deranged, and want nothing to do with outsiders. The cops are absolute assholes, and the school system is an utter joke. And living there, even for a short period of time, will bore you to death. The only thing to do in Story City is to be a drunken, drug addicted hick. I would recommend avoiding this town, or any town north of Ames along interstate 35, until at least Albert Lea, Minn.
Tourist: So what do people from Story City Iowa do?
Story City Resident: Umm, not much, I've pretty much been sitting in my apartment smoking Crystal Meth for the past 10 years. So, that's about all there is to do here.
Story City Resident: Umm, not much, I've pretty much been sitting in my apartment smoking Crystal Meth for the past 10 years. So, that's about all there is to do here.
by ChicagoTribune May 6, 2013
Get the Story City Iowamug. by Dog2dog April 8, 2019
Get the Springville, Iowamug. When a short Puerto Rican migrant worker puts baby powder on dreadlocked pubes followed by her tall, East German partner taking a pube poo and swirling it together.
I can't go out tonight. Esperanza and Jurgen had an Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl last night and I have to clean the mess up.
by Bryant Stith Little Fingers November 21, 2023
Get the Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowlmug. Full of train tracks, wannabe gangsters, and the whole town stinks because of a JBS pork processing plant.
by Travon the 3rd April 2, 2025
Get the Marshaltown Iowamug. The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!
by you all suck so much ass April 15, 2020
Get the Colfax, Iowamug. by Blitzomet September 23, 2019
Get the Iowamug. by Wittyruss February 4, 2020
Get the Iowamug.