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Immaculate Infection

Catching COVID-19 despite having no apparent contact with someone who is positive.
Man, I have been locked in my apartment for weeks, but I somehow caught C-19. It was an immaculate infection!
by Preacher-Man January 1, 2021
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Jizz infection

The annoying odour women get down there is caused by a change in pH balance from semen entering her vagina.
She wont without a condom or she'll have to deal with a fresh jizz infection afterwards.
by Golove November 2, 2019
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pubic displays of infection

the same as public displays of infection.

IE to be engaging in "over the top" make out sessions oblivious to the world around them.
pubic displays of infection

pascal: ugh, that obese couple in the McDicks is making out with mayo allover their turkey chins...
Leopold: yea i know, what a sickening pubic display of infection ....

olga: ...fucking nasty...
by skitofit May 23, 2011
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Fert infection

So, basically, it’s, like, whenever you fucking fart & it, like, fucking stinks so fucking bad & then it, like, tickles your bumhole and then your bumhole has no choice but to, like, say, “Hola, I have la inflatuencia!” So, basically, it, like, makes your butthole beg for forgiveness.
Luis has a raging fert infection.
by Señorita H. June 6, 2025
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Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025
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Yeast infection

When your crotch hurty
Debrah says “I have a terrible yeast infection” Tookie says “doesn’t that mean your crotch hurty I got it from urban dictionary
by Toribeoudi June 14, 2018
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