canon event

It's a canon event, like how Johnny ate that bagel. It had to happen. Or else the space time continuum will be disturbed.

"Jake why'd you eat the whole box of cereal? that thing was completely full!"
"Nah bro it was a canon event."

by epic smartie pants July 19, 2023

Canon Event

Something that has to happen for the stability of the multiverse to remain, such as Pewdiepie going towards the bridge or EDP getting a Cupcake

Gorbachev: Who are you and how did you get in here *In Russian*
Miguel O’hara: Mr.Gorbachev, you must tear down that wall, it’s a canon event
Gorbachev: Are you the Capitalist Spider hero or are you Ronald Reagan *In Russian*
Miguel O’hara: It doesn’t matter, tearing down that wall will lead to the collapse of the USSR, which is a Canon Event

by anonymous August 11, 2023

Baki event

An event that which is completely unexplainable, or has no context behind it.

"Yesterday I observed a baki event. A skateboard fell in front of me with seemingly nothing that could have caused the event.

by Slamlover12 September 16, 2023

Popup Event

A slang term for a large gathering of fake Jeeter products in or in a suburb of Houston, TX

The popup event last night had shitty vendors. All I could find were Fryds and Polka dot bars

by Ilovemid September 25, 2023

Event Flaag

An event flaag is a process synchronization states in an CSM RTOS Program. It has Three possible states, set, cleared or memed. Pronouncing any of these names will make an entire IT classroom laugh

Thanks voor de reader Marius, Nu begrijp ik eindelijk wat een event Flaag is

by wat de eigenlijke neuk October 19, 2019

Cuffs Event

It's an event where you get handcuffed to another person, usually a guy and girl, for the night (not real handcuffs).

Hey, I'm going to a cuffs event tomorrow, you should join me.

by Minminseungmin December 3, 2020

The Unfortunate Event

When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.

Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"

Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."

Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."

by xxxx1xxxxxxx March 2, 2021