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Boon or Bane

Did he do it FOR me or TO me?
Iam "Boon or Bane?"

Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."

Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"

Hym "You insulted him 🤷"

Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"

Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."

Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"

Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"

Iam "What!?"

Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"

Iam "Judas! Traitor!"

Hym "You have no sense of humor!"

Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."

Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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Boon moot

It is a form of medical treatment for a broken foot in the shape of a ugg boot but is most effective for those walking backwards.
Susan: Hey Jan! I love how you’ve bajazzled your boon moot!
by Me6728920229 January 2, 2019
mugGet the Boon mootmug.

michael boone

michael boone is one sexy man who despises milk bags. he also known as bald baby.
person 1: omg is that a bald baby?

person 2: no it’s just michael boone
by baylenslevinee May 1, 2020
mugGet the michael boonemug.

Booned Out

1)To be one with much swagger

2)To be beyond real
That kid is booned out for smashing my chick....
by Captain Swagger Dagger February 23, 2011
mugGet the Booned Outmug.

Boone Chad

A man who is around 25-45 years and they think they are intimidating when in reality they’re goofy asf.
Student 1: Oh that’s the disciplinary AP, he acts intimidating but I don’t think he is
Student 2: Oh god, the fucking boone chad
mugGet the Boone Chadmug.

cheese boons

Take cheese wiz and squirt it in to a womans vagina and eat it out.
Dam I feel like I needs some crackers after that cheese boons
by Poonnan May 24, 2018
mugGet the cheese boonsmug.

Eggy Boon

A phrase used when a persons excitement reaches its full potienal or when some undescribely exciting happens.
"EGGY BOON, EGGY BOON, EGGY BOON!!"

"Eggy Fuckin' Boon!!"

" Thats Eggy Boon That"
by RyanNeck August 2, 2009
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