Boon or Bane

Did he do it FOR me or TO me?

Iam "Boon or Bane?"

Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."

Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"

Hym "You insulted him 🤷"

Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"

Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."

Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"

Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"

Iam "What!?"

Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"

Iam "Judas! Traitor!"

Hym "You have no sense of humor!"

Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."

Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

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Boon moot

It is a form of medical treatment for a broken foot in the shape of a ugg boot but is most effective for those walking backwards.

Susan: Hey Jan! I love how you’ve bajazzled your boon moot!

by Me6728920229 January 03, 2019

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cheese boons

Take cheese wiz and squirt it in to a womans vagina and eat it out.

Dam I feel like I needs some crackers after that cheese boons

by Poonnan April 10, 2018

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Boon dicky

This is the perfect name for someone who can’t help but annoy you and almost every flippin dippin way possible— but you love them to death. They piss you off, make terrible terrible jokes. But just who they are, how they act is so funny to you, you can’t help but laugh like the ugliest person in the werld.

Boi, why you like this? You’re a boon dicky.

by woolander36 November 07, 2018

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