a strip club for guys ;)
by watermtunes January 02, 2023
A frozen slab of cum that has been in the freezer for two days and the female that is horny takes it out and sucks on it like a popsickle.
Jessica finally took our cum slab out of her fridge and ate it because she was horny and we are out of town.
by Ihateniggers72 November 10, 2016
by Bunghole Tickler October 22, 2019
A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.
Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."
by Haddizzle October 07, 2022
click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"
click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"
click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"
by monkeyslablicka February 13, 2024
when an extremely violent tornado destroys a house, only leaving it with its concrete foundation (slab)
(mayfield tornado was an ef4)
(mayfield tornado was an ef4)
by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023
by DirtyTreeRat March 28, 2024