Tequila Thirty

Half an hour after Beer O Clock

Wow! Beer O Clock already ! Soon to be followed by Tequila Thirty !

by urbmik March 5, 2011

tequila baby

a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.

i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant

"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."

by crankyopossum August 3, 2023

Tequila Dragon

When your significant other is so drunk they think they have to whisper, though it's just as loud as when they're talking. Their hot, drunk breath feels like death incarnate against your skin.

"Hey, why is your girlfriend whispering?" "She's a Tequila Dragon."

by AC_Megadeth May 27, 2019

tequila Wednesday

Drinking tequila with Cheyanne on hump day

Tequila Wednesday was so fun with Cheyanne and when we were done drinking it, we humped.

by Tequila wednesday December 28, 2022

Tequila Splash

A tequila sunrise in a shooter

Ayy! Let me get a round of tequila splash!

by anonymous July 5, 2024

Tequila Person

A person whose words should always be taken with a pinch of salt

Don't take him too seriously, he's a tequila person

by hjj256 October 25, 2020

tequila flip

A sexual attractive maneuver to pick up "girls" by sticking a full "tequila" bottle up your own ass and do a backflip after. Then chug the whole bottle without interrupting. When the person fails, he has to perform the "deathroll".

Person 1: What happened to that girl last night?
Persn 2: I performed a Tequila flip and we went to my appartement after.
Person 1: I tried it once, but i failed, so i did a deathroll and broke my neck.

by Dicktionairy Nibba October 8, 2020