Tequila

The name of a stupid, white and fat little puppy mutt. She lives in New York and likes to do stuff like break into the owner's house and farts on your mom

Tequila you're such a little ballerina baby girl :)

by YT_BlueFro April 23, 2021

Tequila

Just one wiff can send the girls wild! Oh I hard 4 margs? I’ll get my kit off later if I stay on the devils poison

Amy; stop drinking daiquiris else you’ll get naked

Chantelle: born for it babe, I love tequila

by August 05, 2023

Tequila

A discord server with a whole bunch of e faggots

Do NOT join tequila on discord

by FuckTequilaDiscord August 05, 2023

tequila

Powerful and lovely in every way.

Tequila sure has made my night, I knew a lady named tequila once she was powerful and lovely just like the drink.

by ladylove23 December 17, 2016

Tequila

Ultimate bone helping juice

A researcher from Mexico has found that the plant used to make tequila contains substances capable of improving absorption of calcium and magnesium.

Project leader Dr Mercedes Lopez says these effects are down to an interaction between the fructans and bacteria in the intestines which allow sugar molecules to capture nutrients and help transport them to bone cells.

“The consumption of fructans contained in the agave, in collaboration with adequate intestinal micriobiota, promotes the formation of new bone, even with the presence of osteoporosis,“ Lopez explains.

-I'm going to the store, do you want anything ?

-Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bone helping juice.

-What ? Tequila ?
-Bone Helping Juice.

by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 08, 2018

Tequila

A real noisy cat who smell like shit,
but is kinda cute

Person 1 : "Wow! What is that smell ?"
Person 2 : "It is probably a Tequila"

by tequilus 22 hater November 21, 2022

tequila Wednesday

Drinking tequila with Cheyanne on hump day

Tequila Wednesday was so fun with Cheyanne and when we were done drinking it, we humped.

by Tequila wednesday December 29, 2022