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PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder) 

When you vow to never drink Tequila again.
"Hey, Bobby, let's take some Tequila shots!"
- Bobby has nightmarish flashbacks to New Years Eve, 2008. His ears begin to ring and his hands start to tremble. His friends don't know it, but Bobby suffers from crippling PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder).

tila tequila 

A girl who associates herself wiith black rappers and hiphop artists to try to become more well known and famous but has been seen dating only white men. Tila is sending out many misconceptions about asian women. Most high class, respectable asian women prefer asian men, white western american men, or european men. all of my girlfriends who are asian have never dated a black man, and they say its just natural knowledge in their culture. They also look down on people who sell a "slutty" image and see it as disgraceful. If you are asian or you have a close friend who is a classic asian woman, you already know this is true.
The 4 foot 11 girl, Tila Tequila, is a disgrace to all asian women.
tila tequila by truthseeker00 March 28, 2008

Tila Tequila 

An old lady (26) who's now famous from having millions of myspace friends. Who also thinks she's black and tries to act like she's from the ghetto. A hoochie mama no one wants to touch. She's also bi, that doesn't help much.
Did you see Tila Tequila kiss that girl.
Tila Tequila by QTGyal February 18, 2009

Vodka Tequila Redbull

Similar to the ever popular Vodka-Redbull concoction, This healthy spin on the drink offers not only vodka to get you tipsy and redbull to cause tachycardia on the dance floor, but a nice touch of tequila to make you forget your night.
Typical Ingredients:

1 part hangover
3 parts heart attack
4 parts regretful decisions

Bro 1: Bro montana, last night my boy at the bar made me like eight Vodka Tequila Redbulls!
Bro 2: Yeah I noticed you went home with that dragon!
Bro 3: Oh shit I did??

Flaming Tequila

A tequila that has been set aflames.

It can be done by taking a spoon from the shot and flaming it. A more successful method is to tilt the shot glass then flame it.

Like all alcoholic beverages, the tequila will burn with a blue flame. To notice the flame, it is best to do it in a dim area.

It is very important to drink the shot without any flame. It can be dangerous not to.

It is better to extuingish the flame before all the alcohol burns out. This helps retain the desirable taste.
I'll go prepapre a flaming tequila.

Flaming tequilas have caused facial burns, so lose the flame before you drink!

emo tequila shot 

Make sure you have the salt, tequila and lime. Then cut yourself, pour the salt in the fresh wound, slam the tequila shot, and chase it by squeezing the lime juice into the open wound.
Yeah, so me and Jaime here are gonna do some emo tequila shots then head on down to the Dashboard Confessional show.
emo tequila shot by Brand0n_o October 24, 2008