National Tequila Day

Get some good pals together; grab a drink challenge each other to a drink off.

National tequila day. Who wants a shot ? Come on your turn to play catch-up. CHEERS!

by PeaceLover<3 July 23, 2021

tequila asshole

The burning sensation while taking a dump after drinking a lot the night before.

Bro my asshole is on fire! I think I got tequila asshole dog.

by The Bobby Brown July 30, 2022

tequila fingers

fingers that have been affected by tequila; a fancy way to say “drunk texting”

Caroline blames her tequila fingers on texting me last night.

by dumbassery95 February 16, 2021

Tequila Thirty

Half an hour after Beer O Clock

Wow! Beer O Clock already ! Soon to be followed by Tequila Thirty !

by urbmik March 5, 2011

tequila baby

a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.

i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant

"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."

by crankyopossum August 3, 2023

Tequila sandwich

It’s very simple, grab a bottle of tequila (I prefer the cheaper shit but that’s because I’m broke as hell and I guess you are to because ur looking up what a tequila sandwich is) then grab 2 slices of bread and pour that shit on them. You can eat it like that or I perder to make it into a ball and munch on that for a minute. Great for programes or even a late night snack! Awesome on the go snack that will make you wish ur life wasn’t so shitty!

Hey man and chance you got any tequila sandwiches left?! I’m not to sure I left the tray of them on my step-sisters bed after I was done have intercourse with her. You can go check!

by Cj456 November 9, 2020

Tequila Flip

A challenging maneuver to impress women, by putting a tequila bottle extremely deep inside your ass, then doing a backflip while whomping yourself.

'Do you remember the night we met eachother?'
'Yeah, you absolutely fell for me because of my Tequila Flip.'

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020