Derived from "tard" (from "mental retardation": a formerly common, but now considered derogatory, term for learning disabilities or other cognitive deficits) and "Teflon" (a brand of synthetic resin used for non-stick coatings), "tard teflon" refers to the uncanny ability of many a moron to avoid serious or lasting consequences for their poor decisions.
Alex managed to tard teflon their way out of prison time for driving under the influence, instead being slapped with a small fine and put on a year's probation.
by pplolpp January 6, 2022
Get the tard teflonmug. "Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."
by krazzekiki June 26, 2006
Get the shard tardmug. Z-tards are people who support the Russian invasion of Ukraine because they only read far-right news outlets and Russian news without acknowledging pro-Ukraine arguments. It comes from many pro-Russians using the letter Z (even though it's not in the Cyrillic alphabet) due to the Russian government pushing propaganda making Z look like their symbol of allegiance.
John: Did you see David larping about how Ukraine deserved it yesterday?
Emily: Yeah, he looks like a Z-tard.
Emily: Yeah, he looks like a Z-tard.
by PrivateerFlujt May 29, 2022
Get the Z-tardmug. 
I was tagging tina until I found out she was fresh out of the tard hatch; scared the shit out of me so i quietly faded away into the night.
by Texas Muck Savage November 26, 2010
Get the tard hatchmug. After I tried to take his helmet away, Jimmy started flailing and unleashed his tard strength on me.
by ObiWanKenblowme October 29, 2003
Get the tard strengthmug. An idiot savant. One who has specific intellectual capacities that are far above average but is functionally incapable of caring for one's self.
by Bippity Bopster December 30, 2008
Get the tard geniusmug.