weather pledge

when you are a pledge in a fraternity who must give daily weather reports to the brothers.

its 8am where thee fuck is my report weather pledge!

by pledgeboy October 10, 2022

weather-struck

The feeling you get when the weather is slowly transitioning into autumn and leaves you questioning the location of your mind.

Goodness, this cool breeze has me completely weather-struck. Now where did I put my keys?

by itsprobablyrainy September 16, 2016

chilly weathers

Chilly Weathers means a mentally, retarded person and/or garbage personality.

"You're just like Chilly Weathers." This should be taken to quite offense. If you're compared to Chilly Weathers you might as well fake your death and move to Death Valley where we all wish a certain someone was buried.

Being Chilly Weathers is a sin, just hearing the voice of Chilly Weathers is enough to make someone have the sudden urge to drink bleach.

"My favorite thing about Chilly Weathers is one day the it the sin won't exist." Said a logical person being interviewed by KidzbopNews.

by hoppitysheet June 12, 2018

virginia weather

Virginia weather is having all 4 seasons in one day, it can also have temperatures of 70° through high 80° F (21° - 26°C) in the Fall and Winter, and have snow in the spring, and hot AND cold in the summer, Dress accordingly!

Virginia Weather is a mix of all seasons in a day

by ThatOnePersonAtThatOneTime October 30, 2019

High Weather

High Weather is called, "High Weather" for a reason. This happens when so many Californians spot pot (AKA Marijuana) and the smoke emissions from all the dope, travels through the wind currents and make mother-nature high. This event can happen wherever lots of weed is being smoked... An Example of High Weather is its sunny, then cloudy, then rainy, then sunny--- in a span of an hour.

"Dude! The weather today is like High Weather!"

"I'm as high as the weather :)"

by Stonebarn March 31, 2015

Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.

Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house wletting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into is weather porn.

by The Best Head game February 25, 2019

Cold Weather

A term used when you want someone to completly break their wrists, go fucking blind, and get ptsd for the rest of their life when they here AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

guy one: hey play cold weather
other guy:*bass plays* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL WHEN IM STARING AT MY SCREEN AT 4AM TRYING NOT TO FALL ASLEEP

by Karrot01 November 13, 2021