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Sweaty Neck

Dude, stop being such a sweaty neck, I'm just trying to have fun.
by SHMOO_22 June 9, 2018
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sweaty dildo

This is something you call a person when they are sweating profusely and are a dick at the same time
Oi bro, look over there isn’t that Graham?
The bro: Yes it is he is a sweaty dildo
Eww a sweaty dildo what a dick he must be
by K_CXNT March 25, 2021
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sweaty-kevin

When you have been out in the sun for so long that your taint is mess of ass juice and ball sweat.
After his round of golf in 90 degree heat his pants were clearly marked with a sweaty-kevin.
by buzztroll November 17, 2022
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sweaty slit

A sweaty slit is a mans penis slit and is very sweaty and stinky.
His never getting a blowjob again he has a sweaty slit.
by Sweatyslit August 23, 2017
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Sweaty bastard

Someone that tries that little bit too hard
'I can't get a seat in the library today'
'Yeah mate it's all the sweaty bastards taking the seats'
by The Noel Man November 15, 2017
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Sweaty Patrice

The type of sweat or white stuff produced by one's body when you open up your bedroom door and see your 84 year old grandfather wiping his ass. You close the door slowly as to not startle him. You then sit in your office chair and ponder what you are doing with your life whilst a monitor nearby flickers ominously... with the words Reddit displayed on it.

Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.
"Hey man, did you talk to degjo?"

"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"

"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."
by GvsuMRB May 30, 2013
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The Sweaty Mexican

The act of binge eating Mexican food with the sole intent to get the screaming shits and later on, swipe someone who has pissed you off nose through your pudding blaster like a credit card. Leaving refried beans and charmin on their face.
Dude:1 can you believe my dad made me mow grass?
Dude2: that's bullshit, let's go to El Toril and later on you can give that mother fucker the sweaty Mexican!
Dude1: lets go fam!
by turnitloose June 11, 2016
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