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Statistician

statistician |ˌstatiˈstiSHən|
noun

Statistician as a slang word can be positive or negative depending on the situation, or upon the use in a given situation.

1. An expert in the creation of Facebook statuses, or someone who posts statuses way to frequently and of nothing important.

2. Someone who verbalizes statistics acting to be a know-it-all, or someone who is actually very knowledgeable.
Positive uses of the above:

1. "Wow man your Facebook statuses are the best, your like a statistician or something!"

2. "I never knew you were so smart dude, what are you a statistician or something?!

Negative uses of the above:

1. "What are you some kind of statistician, what's with all your Facebook posts?!"

2. "All right I get the picture, what are you a f*cking statistician?!"
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Arbitrary Statistics

Those statistics people make up on the spot to try and give their statement some credibility.
Jeff—Yo, do you know how good my airsoft gun will be if I replace the trigger?
Eric— Probably 50% or 60% more height on the shots with a new trigger.
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Static2k

1) Idiots who call themselves rappers
2) Idiots who drink lots of "Faygo" which you can buy at Fiesta for 25 cents a bottle.
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4) People who make shitty movies.
5) Idiots who do all of the above.
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