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Smearing of the bride

An Ancient Greek tradition involving smearing a newlywed woman with honey, particularly in the bosom region
“That was a great wedding. I can’t wait for the smearing of the bride. Giddy up!”
by Juan1000 April 28, 2021
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Smear Merchants

"Directing hate because they can't deliver on their politics." Beautiful! Absolutely beautiful!
Hym "That's correct! That is exactly what you are! You are completely capable of understanding what this is. And WHO is incapable of delivering on their politics? Did you take all of the billionaires money? Is healthcare free? You are obfuscating the degree to which my grievance is legitimate and refusing to talk about it to deny me my recourse."

A retard (who fucks) "He should have to regret threatening my kids!"

Hym "I don't. I actually can't wait for them to die. The second (and I mean the very instant) your kids die... You will see EXACTLY how right I am. You put the lives of your children in the hands of 'smear merchants' who are acting in bad faith and they are doing the exact opposite of what they should have done. Up to 20% of all schizophrenia patients. It's just gaslighting for the explicit purpose of ruining my life. I don't care that I threatened your kids NOR DO I HAVE TO. You do not have the right to do this to people in the name of your kids and NOW it's just going to have to be someone else's kids. This did nothing to protect the one and you'll do nothing to protect the other. It doesn't matter what the data says. The data doesn't decide whether or not your kids die. Do yourself a favor and stop ASKING these YouTube smear merchants."
by Hym Iam January 8, 2025
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smear

can i call the small bear the smear?
by Bob B. Bobberton October 16, 2025
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Republican smear campaign

When Conservative guy lies on a dating app, and hooks with a liberal anti trump girl. right when he's about to cum he pulls out and shoots his load on her face while yelling "MAGA"!
I totally gave that blue haired girl a republican smear campaign last night.
by Rhocalicious March 2, 2025
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Grundle smeared

When you rub the saliva from your taint and butthole down the bridge of the nose then stopping to receive a knothole tickle from the tip of the nose .
I grundle smeared her face and her nose tickled my butthole .
by Dr.FistHer March 13, 2025
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Pabst smear

When one stands naked head to tails over another and pours a Pabst Blue Ribbon down their back letting it drip down their ass crack and then smearing their backside on their face .
by K@ble June 1, 2024
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Smear Hack

Smear Hacking, also known as Smear Stalking, is a cyber hate crime intended to destroy a persons’ life. The hacker gains access to the victims’ smart phone or similar device and tracks them everywhere they go using the devices' GPS system. They then contact friends, neighbors, coworkers, etc. and try to ruin the victim with a campaign of insults and accusations. When Hate Groups use this tactic it is often called Gang Stalking.
OMG some scumbag Smear Hacked me!
by Fight to be Free August 17, 2024
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