I ordered a Black and Tan at the pub. The bartender said she was out of Bass Ale but they had Pabst Blue Ribbon and Guinness available; So I ordered up Pabst Smear, instead.
by QueefSauce February 5, 2022
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by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019
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When you rub the saliva from your taint and butthole down the bridge of the nose then stopping to receive a knothole tickle from the tip of the nose .
by Dr.FistHer March 13, 2025
Get the Grundle smeared mug.A Luxembourg smears is when you go up to someone after the shit and swipe your hand threw there ass crack threw their pants.
by Wonderland11817121 May 15, 2024
Get the Luxembourg smears mug.When a chubby Ecuadorian convinces a questionable lady he is a doctor, then brings her back to his penthouse and performs an extremely short (literally) procedure on her lady parts. After the embarrassingly short act, he tells her she’s all clear and sends her on her way.
Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear ruse again. I hope you told her she had a clean bill of health before the “exam” , because she won’t after.
by Scotty Nice May 18, 2022
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