shoulder-holster

The act of sticking your penis in your partner's armpit for sexual gratification. To armpit-fuck.

I was tittie-fucking my girl and then went to the side for some shoulder-holster action.

by Emar Tino April 25, 2008

frozen shoulder

The next step up from a cold shoulder, to totally and entirelly blow someone off.

I tried talking to her but she gave me the frozen shoulder.
On the drive home he gave me the frozen shoulder because i wouldn't buy him ice cream.

by Oscairo January 11, 2009

shoulder surfer

Someone who steals PIN numbers at ATMs or public telephones by looking over people's shoulders while they enter their numbers.

He had a $2,000 phone bill after a shoulder surfer scoped the PIN for his calling card.

by P. Brain August 31, 2006

cheese shoulder

it's when you take a slice of american cheese (the kind that's in the wrapper) and stick it to the back of someone's shirt, usually near their shoulder, without the person noticing. you don't tell them the cheese is there until they're in a crowd of people and then you yell "CHEESE SHOULDER!"

Bob punched me in the face after I gave him a cheese shoulder in front of his girlfriend.

by that girl April 15, 2004

shoulder monkey

The invisible monkeys that live on either of one's shoulders.

Tell your shoulder monkey to stop throwing feces at me!

by beepers872 January 7, 2008

cold shoulder

When a female rejects a guy after he tries to get into her under garments. Also, when one of your friends tries to compliment or hit on a girl, and she disses him. Usually reffered to in sign language by patting your shoulder, showing your wingman that your chances with the hot breezie is going down to china town.

Max was trying to be all slick n stuff, by telling Molly she had nice smelling hair, but she gave him the cold shoulder when she stomped on his nuts with high heels and left.

by Dennis of Btown September 8, 2008

brown shoulders

Someone who is way beyond brown-nosing. When an employee's nose is so far up the boss' ass, his shoulders get browned.

I thought terry the receptionist was a brown-nosing git. Then I heard he took the boss' dog to the groomer on his own lunch break and bought it a new collar with his own money. Brown shoulders!

by Yugemos September 23, 2013