Staring Contest

The act in which two people maintain eye contact and the one who blinks first or breaks eye contact loses.

No marshall! You didn't win this staring contest. You blinked!

by Dskillz101 June 6, 2017

Shaving the donkey

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.

See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.

by The Alaskan and the Indian April 23, 2021

Joke Shaming

When someone doesn't find a joke that you make funny, or they find it offensive and proceed to start a social media campaign to silence you.

I made a joke about a current event and that website is Joke Shaming me.

by ReddieToGo August 13, 2014

poop shaming

The act of shaming a person or animal for their defecation.

I don't like to take dumps at Brian's house. All he does is poop shame me afterwards. It's total poop shaming.

by Le pew pew July 20, 2016

brain shaming

To make someone feel bad about themselves for being stupid.

Jane was totally brain shaming Kate for turning up on the wrong night.

Anthony stop brain shaming your boss or you’ll never get promoted.

by Hedge 1 March 2, 2019

meme shaming

To be shamed for making a comment, not PC to others, on a meme or post

I said the meme wasn't funny and they meme shamed me to feeling bad. Stop meme shaming me

by Baxleygone November 26, 2019

Armor Shaming

To discriminate someone by the shape or the aspect of his/her armor. Used often to describe a bad choice in terms of character design or wich armor is selected for a certain role.

"look at her, she's pretty in that armor."
"yup, a cool archer one."
"but she's a swordman."
"dude I don't want to do some armor shaming on her, but that's an archer armor."

"I can't wait to do some rolly polly in my new monster hunter like armor."
"you can't move that easily wearing something that big."
"that's armor shaming..."
"that's a fact."

by Nesira July 22, 2021