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Scrambled

William is looks scrambled after his new haircut
by anonymous March 25, 2024
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Scrambled family

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.
We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!
by tbergman July 13, 2011
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Scrambled Eggs

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.
Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.
by Dick Cheese Machine July 25, 2018
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Scramble

When one desperately attempts to text or call at least one person to deliver them weed.
My dog just ate all my weed, anyone wanna scramble?
by Dugan Champaign April 16, 2020
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pelican leg scramble

The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.
That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble
by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018
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Reverse Scrambled Egg

Reverse Scrambled Egg is a vomit and sperm-based sex act in which the boy is sick on a girl's naval and then proceeds to jizz on it.
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.

The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top
Did you see Clive the other day, he was still ill from doing a Reverse Scrambled Egg.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.
by Flaagens March 6, 2014
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