Saftey scissored

Lesbian equivalent to being cock blocked

"Me and Amy were going to do it, but Jeff saftey scissored me"

by Wailingtomcat February 27, 2022

Scissors for hands

An expression used when someone points out that something in fiction doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter if it makes sense because it’s fictional.

In Edward scissor hands a lot doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fictional.

Why is Thanos able to snap with gauntlets
on?
Reply: scissors for hands, Bro

by Dragontaz220 August 24, 2022

Scissor love

Two women rubbing crotches together to stimulate their genitalia. This roughly resembles two pairs of scissors placed together. A lesbian act.

Tasha and Beth made scissor love all night long, confirming that Tasha was in fact, a full on lesbian.

scissor love

by countymounty May 5, 2010

Quiverin' Scissors

Lesbians with the palsy.

Yancy: Look at those quiverin' scissors over there.

Leland: What's quiverin' scissors.

Yancy: Lesbians with the palsy.

Leland: Oh.

by Shitbag Fuckwad September 18, 2010

scissor burn

When 2 girls scissoring introduce a 3rd to the party

Damn guys! This scissor burn is catching on fire! These rendezvous are getting a little rough. My girlfriends never gonna believe I was horseback riding.

by joey the WOP January 26, 2015

straight scissor

Basically when you fuck a girl, like lesbians fuck each other using the scissor method, but just a guy doing the same but with his dick in her vagina

Juan: bro I straight scissored the fuck outta her last night! Shit had her squirming
Paco: wtf does that mean?
Juan: think of lesbians scissoring, but the straight version

by pliegomyeggo September 17, 2018

Scissor Job

A scissor job or a SJ is a sexual term referencing when two girls scissor and a guy puts his dick in between and instead of the back and forth motion they go up and down on the penis. This task is not easily accomplished, but if done, great pleasure will be provided.

Bro, last night I got a scissor job at this party from these two bi chicks!

by mrmacgee November 14, 2011