When a person has such a voluptuous pair of booty cheeks that you plan to get into them as smooth as you can with the naughtiest of intentions. Just think of that person you have been wanting to take to pound town for the longest time
Damn I’ve been wanting to get in those cheeks for the longest time
Come on bro you can’t be scheming on the booty
Come on bro you can’t be scheming on the booty
by the1calledlez January 21, 2024
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by DHNathan June 5, 2024
Get the schmingus mug.Scarfing is the act of throwing your naked girlfriend or wife over your shoulders and around your neck like a neck scarf while you finger her asshole or pussy while walking around the house getting important things done.
If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.
Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.
If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.
Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.
"Hey Tod, check out that blonde at the bar, you think she's down to go scarfing?"
Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"
Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"
by Send-The-Asteroid January 11, 2025
Get the Scarfing mug.1. A person with very schmingity interests, such as Tally Hall, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Gravity Falls, etc. They may also enjoy average things in a schmingity way.
2. A person who obsesses over schmingity characters or people romantically or platonically (ex. Reigan from Mob Psycho, Scout from TF2, Rob Cantor from Tally Hall).
3. Someone who dresses, acts like, and is a schmingit. (up to interpretation)
2. A person who obsesses over schmingity characters or people romantically or platonically (ex. Reigan from Mob Psycho, Scout from TF2, Rob Cantor from Tally Hall).
3. Someone who dresses, acts like, and is a schmingit. (up to interpretation)
1. "ok and THEN in episode 3 season 1 of sam and max they go on this talk show and max is like "yea i beat some guy up amd sam said i crack him up i crack sam up!" arent they so cute i love sam and max"
"ur such a schmingit :)"
2. "oh my god my WIFE i love my POOKIE SHES so PRETTY"
"that's ford from gravity falls"
"point being"
"schmingit"
3. "did you say... announcement? i've come to make an announcement. shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker. he pissed on my FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this🫸 🫷big" AND I SAID "that's disgusting" SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM- "SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! booommmmmm THATS RIGHT BABY!? ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS. THATS RIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG!" HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LAZER PISS!!!!!! EXCCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO."
"ok schmingit"
"ur such a schmingit :)"
2. "oh my god my WIFE i love my POOKIE SHES so PRETTY"
"that's ford from gravity falls"
"point being"
"schmingit"
3. "did you say... announcement? i've come to make an announcement. shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker. he pissed on my FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this🫸 🫷big" AND I SAID "that's disgusting" SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM- "SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! booommmmmm THATS RIGHT BABY!? ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS. THATS RIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG!" HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LAZER PISS!!!!!! EXCCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO."
"ok schmingit"
by linkus b January 18, 2025
Get the Schmingit mug.(verb) The act of feigning prolonged, ongoing attention with a prop of choice or availability (this behavior was first introduced with a scarf) with the objective of avoiding verbal or physical engagement with an undesirable individual. Refusal to be used as social currency, especially on a public stage. Note: Scarfing can be used in any situation where there is no desire to engage with an individual. Does not have to be on the public stage.
SCARFER - Noun
SCARFER - Noun
ChristiAnna has SCARFING down to an exact science.
Alexandria SCARFS people all the time; I think she enjoys it a bit too much.
Meghan is such an obnoxious social climbing user, I bet she gets SCARFED all the time.
Alexandria SCARFS people all the time; I think she enjoys it a bit too much.
Meghan is such an obnoxious social climbing user, I bet she gets SCARFED all the time.
by ElleLlane't March 4, 2026
Get the SCARFING mug.(verb) The act of feigning prolonged, ongoing attention with a prop of choice or availability (this behavior was first introduced with a scarf) with the objective of avoiding verbal or physical engagement with an undesirable individual. Refusal to be used as social currency, especially on a public stage. Note: Scarfing can be used in any situation where there is no desire to engage with an individual. Does not have to be on the public stage.
SCARFER - Noun
SCARFER - Noun
ChristiAnna has SCARFING down to an exact science.
Alexandria SCARFS people all the time; I think she enjoys it a bit too much.
Meghan is such an obnoxious social climbing user, I bet she gets SCARFED all the time.
Alexandria SCARFS people all the time; I think she enjoys it a bit too much.
Meghan is such an obnoxious social climbing user, I bet she gets SCARFED all the time.
by ElleLlane't March 4, 2026
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