shat

(verb) past tense of shit

Yesterday I shat so much, my ass hurt.

by Penis McGee Gilligan II February 14, 2008

shatacular

(shã tãk' yü lər) adj. inspiring as much enthusiam as the recorded works of William Shatner (also shatastic)

Wow, her new Pomeranian is really shatacular.

by Voilodion Ghagnasdiak February 26, 2008

shat on by a tree

the process of snagging one's beanie hat on the branch of a tree, which then proceeds to yank it off of your head as you walk along.

Chris was walking through the woods with Phil when he heard:
"ahhhhh, shat on by a tree"
he turned around to see Phil retrieving his hat from a branch and smoothing down his crazy hair

by underdowg February 25, 2009

Shat Fairy

The spiting of a roommate by shitting in his or her toilet while they are unaware. Refusing to flush and hiding the toilet paper. Knowing they will return and question the validity of said shit.

Bob: "Who the fuck took a shit in my toilet?"

Tom: "Dude, never piss off the shat fairy."

by this is not me January 23, 2010

shat that shit

When speaking about the delivery of a child. Instead of delivered, use shat that shit.

She shat that shit out at the hospital. It was a boy and baby daddy was happy!

by Boobypirwte702 September 3, 2019

Chat Shat

When you are talking to your friend from the phone in the hotel bathroom and you have diarrhea from drinking the local water in a third world country.

Hey Brendan! Do you believe that we are still having a chat shat after the fifth day in Punta Cana? I still have Montezuma’s revenge and need to call from the hotel bathroom. I don't think I can play in the ping pong tournament today.

by lola 99 April 17, 2009

Shat

Term used when somebody is humiliated by you or another individual. Best used to scream at somebody real loud.

Teacher: Bob pay attention! Stop Sleeping in my class!

Bob's friend: Bob just got shat on!!!!

by J3SS3 July 30, 2008