Samuel is a dick and probably the weirdest guy you will meet
And a little bit on the bigger side but he's okay
And a little bit on the bigger side but he's okay
by Kevin g wash March 14, 2016
A guy that would love you with all his heart then break your heart in an instant. Basically, the absolute WORST person to fall in love with. Usually relationships with a Samuel with last for about four months.
Girl #1- I miss him so much! He broke my heart!!
Girl #1's best friend- Fuck samuel! I'm gonna fuck him up. It was Samuel right?
Girl #1- yeah. fuck him up.
Girl #1's best friend- Fuck samuel! I'm gonna fuck him up. It was Samuel right?
Girl #1- yeah. fuck him up.
by sambrokeme March 06, 2017
by Yurgaybestfriend October 12, 2018
Samuel, also known as Sam, is a cute gay BOY, he is SmOrT and likes rabbits. He is a loyal Boyfriend.
by IceyEnder December 23, 2018
The biggest annoyance you will ever come across. He makes noise with intent to piss off anyone within a ten foot radius and will get louder if you walk away.
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up!
Guy 2: No!
(Guy 1 walks away)
(Guy 2 follows and gets louder)
Guy 1: FUCK OFF! YOU ARE SUCH A SAMUEL!
Guy 2: No!
(Guy 1 walks away)
(Guy 2 follows and gets louder)
Guy 1: FUCK OFF! YOU ARE SUCH A SAMUEL!
by Mykropenys January 17, 2018
by apollolink November 14, 2018
A violent person who only violently jacks-off and beats women, daily. Doesn't have money or a Dad. Lives in a genially bad area and dislikes everyone.
by Al-an May 11, 2020