An overweight bulbous white male, who has pasty white skin with a pinkish hue, whose lip color matches his skin tone.
by Mitchellshost October 13, 2022
Get the salmon lips mug.Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.
Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!
by jrb04cfsu May 1, 2020
Get the Salmon Surfing mug.Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.
by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022
Get the Glaze the Salmon mug.'Salmon Mousse' is a fish dish mixed with whipped cream or gelatin.
This Mousse is highly sort after by a french organisation which is translated to 'The Anti Fish League', this was set up after a number of cold fish dishes turned on thier consumers and tried to kill them.
'Salmon Mousse' can also be used to express how stupid you think someone is, thus comparing someone to the phrase 'thick as two shits'.
This Mousse is highly sort after by a french organisation which is translated to 'The Anti Fish League', this was set up after a number of cold fish dishes turned on thier consumers and tried to kill them.
'Salmon Mousse' can also be used to express how stupid you think someone is, thus comparing someone to the phrase 'thick as two shits'.
A: 'Becareful with that Salmon Mousse, we don't wnat it to kill us!'
B: 'Honestly, Craig. You're as thick as a Salmon Mousse'
B: 'Honestly, Craig. You're as thick as a Salmon Mousse'
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Get the Bloody Salmon mug.when she toppin' her man good and the cum in her mouth makes her breath stank, so after her breath smell bad cause' she gave head
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