a supposed stomach illness used to get the opposite sex's attention, usually used my males, basically a crappy pick up line
by ninjados57 January 9, 2009

by trainfan February 16, 2025

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
by Hym Iam March 4, 2023

The greatest man in history. Someone who is better than someone else in every way, and everyone aspires to be like
by Slice of pizza on toast September 10, 2020

With a large group of people going to the bathroom and it’s stupid stuff like hanging on the stalls and banging on the stalls and making loud fart noises.
by Gavin Hau June 2, 2024

A jordan Rumbles is one of the greatest guys you’ll ever meet. He is kind, loving, patient and trustworthy. He will always keep your secrets, and drive you to work when your car decides not to work.
He is hard working, he doesn’t take the easy way out because he knows it’ll all be worth it in the end. He only has a small circle of friends who he trusts and absolutely adores.
He inspires you to do better, to be better.
He has an amazing sense of humor, it’s so good that you continue to be friends after he rejects you the first time you tried to kiss him. He has cute fluffy blonde hair and adorable freckles on his nose!
Jordan Rumbles is a good listener, he is always there. He is my best friend. You’d do anything for a Jordan Rumbles..
He is hard working, he doesn’t take the easy way out because he knows it’ll all be worth it in the end. He only has a small circle of friends who he trusts and absolutely adores.
He inspires you to do better, to be better.
He has an amazing sense of humor, it’s so good that you continue to be friends after he rejects you the first time you tried to kiss him. He has cute fluffy blonde hair and adorable freckles on his nose!
Jordan Rumbles is a good listener, he is always there. He is my best friend. You’d do anything for a Jordan Rumbles..
by SouthAfricanStekkie November 22, 2021

by Aldauphinais July 22, 2019
