Rohan

Rohan is thin guy with beer belly and curly hairs looks like sheep,he is an alcholic guy, he is topibazz used to wear cap for everyone anywhere , he is always dependant on others money he is a total miser, he can't see any people happy he is jealous of everyone etc people just hate him to be with him.

Rohan is miser

by Rohan topibaaz November 23, 2021

Rohan

Rohan is a typed girl that loves attention but if you get her mad she will storm off anywhere you aren’t. she likes animals but does not like to take care of them what ever she can get out of she will.she is tall and makes fun of short people she very pretty and smart the perfect material for a gf don’t get on her bad I warn you she will ignore you ! She cares about her phone but when it dies long gone lost it. Her hair was blonde she probably changed it to something Basic like brown she could be any size .Some times she supper sweet fun to party with.

Where are my high heels I have to be the same high as Rohan .
Why haven’t you been texting me Rohan did your phone die .

by Who _cares :) November 25, 2021

Rohan

A boy who is very athletic and good at some sports. However, Rohans sometimes ditch their friends to be nothing but a Teacher's pet and a simp, even for people who are not liked across a community. this can cause them to build hatred on themselves by friends and peers. To those he does not simp for, he is usually a pain in the ass and never knows his limits. this is because those that he doesn't simp are nobodies. even though some rohans are nobodies themselves

Person to Rohan conversation (Rohan simping)
Person: Thanks you so much
Rohan: Your are so welcome, I would never stop helping you

Rohans friend to Rohan (Rohan not simping)
Person: Hey Rohan, can you help me

Rohan: Why would I? go do it yourself.

Rohan's friend to another friend.
Rohan's friend: Man Rohan is no use in my life at all.
Other friend: You dumbass he is a Rohan. What did you expect?

by The actual definition of Names October 26, 2022

Rohan

a sweet, kind-hearted boy who simps for girls but cant usually get them. falls in love extremely fast. hates the world and his parents. hated by many loved by few which turned him into a person who doesn't trust easily. just two people in the world that would kill for him, the rest barely even notice him. extremely funny, dark and dirty humor.

person 1: look, there's the boy who's always quiet and depressed but cant stop cracking dirty jokes.
peron 2: so he's typically rohan?

by sadgirlsummer November 22, 2021

Rohan

Someone who loves to play minecraft 24/7, steal jokes from people and say his sleep schedule is No sleep for everyday but it actually isn’t

I took a rohan to school
Im feeling a bit rohan right now
I ate a rohan for dinner

by Randomguyontheinternet999 May 25, 2021

Rohan

A fat bucket of lard who cannot stand not being answered when he calls and needs attention like a disabled dog for every day of every fucking week. He is also a diobolical selfish tub of shit and has a bigger ego than his big stomach and cannot stand it when someone makes fun of him. He is also an inconsiderate piece of shit and switches up around people to get a reaction out of them and make the opposing party have a ruined mood for the day because you can’t call him out because of his big ego that is stopping him from gathering words of wisdom. He thinks he is so tough and strong even though he is a fat/scrawny bastard who cannot lift shit and claims he gets into fights etc. these types of people are the worst to be around💀

Where is that fat tub of shit?

Who? Rohan?
Yes, who other than Rohan

by Fat Black Men July 28, 2023

Rohan

Im just a dumb, redhead ginger!
You better run! I want your soul!
Im just a pale, freckled ginger!
I came from hell, my blood is cold
I have no soul
I have no soul
I want your soul
I want your soul
Gingers! Have no friends
And no one will have sex with them!
They come out at night, they creep and crawl
Who does God hate most of all?
Gingers!
Who should have never been born?
Gingers!
Who's adopted?
Gingers!
Who belongs with floating turds in the fucking toilet bowl? Gingers!
Gingers are leprechauns
Evil Irish little drunks
They should all be killed at once!
Kill em' and collect insurance!
But they're already fucking dead
Skin is white, hair is red
They like giving head to men in bed
It's gay
I'm just a drunk
With a temper
Has anyone seen me lucky charms?
I'm just some scum
From the shitter
My hair is red
Its fucking wrong
I'm just a dumb (I'm just a dumb)
Redhead ginger (ginger)
You better run (you better run fast)
I want your soul (I want your soul)
I'm just a pale
Freckled ginger
I came from hell (I came from hell)
My blood is cold (my blood is cold)Im just a dumb, redhead ginger!
You better run! I want your soul!
Im just a pale, freckled ginger!
I came from hell, my blood is cold
I have no soul
I have no soul
I want your soul
I want your soul
Gingers! Have no friends
And no one will have sex with them!
They come out at night, they creep and crawl
Who does God hate most of all?
Gingers!

That guy's name is Rohan

by Big-Boy-Boomer June 05, 2020