puerto rican beacon

Noun- this is when a puerto rican stares at you with such intensity, its like you're staring into the brights of a lighthouse.
usually triggered by racist comments, etc..

jimmy-hey, look at that queer puerto rican

Sam- carefull man, don't piss him off, hes on the verge of the puerto rican beacan.

jimmy-wut.

Jose-*puerto rican beacon*

-jimmy melts in pure terror-

by poopballs69 August 30, 2009

Puerto Rican Eyepatch

A sexual act in which a guy cums in a girl's eye, and immediately punches her in the same one, giving her a black eye.

Originated by a midwestern Puerto Rican.

Girl: That frickin' Erick gave me a Puerto Rican Eyepatch last night, I can't go out.

by Madi sonn. April 11, 2010

Puerto Rican Shrimp

Cheddar Cheese Curls.

Alexandro and Roberto sat on the stoop, eating their Puerto Rican shrimp.

by Burn No Bridges January 9, 2008

Peurto Rican Shower

When someone doesn't actually shower with water and soap. They simply use perfume and body spray to mask their month-long showerless stank.

The chick with the locker next to me took another Peurto Rican Shower so now the hallway smells like cheap cupcake perfume.

by Ben Cox9 February 16, 2010

Puerto Rican Speedboat

A double-wide trailer with an indoor toilet.

"Hey Essay, did you see Juan's new place?"
"Yeah, that vato got himself a Puerto Rican Speedboat!"

by Steve Mullhollan January 1, 2010

Puerto Rican Pinch

When you pinch someone on their arm fat, a very sensitive area.

She Puerto Rican pinched me just because I called her a puta! God this hurts!

by Iwillpuertoricanpinchyou June 29, 2010

Puerto Rican Rattlesnake

The act of tying a maraca to the tip of your penis and shaking it back and forth

Did you see Jon doing the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake behind the bowling alley?

by Blong January 23, 2023