A detailed, in-depth essay on the pros and cons of your cock. While the most obvious focus of a cock review is indeed the size, a thorough reviewer will also consider the general shape and visual aesthetics of the cock, its length-to-girth ratio (you neither want a chode nor a noodle), the physical hardness, the smell (or absence thereof), taste, and surface texture.
-Hey dude, can you give me a quick cock review? No homo.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
by Joker the Fortnite God July 24, 2021
Get the cock reviewmug. A phrase said to a person who gives commentary on his own story or gives opinions about their own beliefs.
A: man I don’t wan’t want to tell the story, it is very boring.
B: stop reviewing your own product and start explaining
B: stop reviewing your own product and start explaining
by Person 69420 April 3, 2025
Get the Stop reviewing your own productmug. Urban Dictionary: Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.
Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this
Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this
by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024
Get the Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.mug. The famous pewdiepie show that everyone loves! It is a show where pewdiepie reviews memes! It is normally very ear-rapy and could cause internal bleeding
by EpicSheepPlayz February 28, 2018
Get the meme reviewmug. by Kamariana September 4, 2022
Get the review showermug. 
by Product Review September 16, 2020
Get the Product reviewmug.