Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.

Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.

by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019

Lamp Puncher

1. A person who punches lamps
2. Slang for eating top hats

“I am a professional lamp puncher ACHOO!”

by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018

Ham Puncher

One bad ass mother trucker

That guy is such a ham puncher.

I played a ham puncher in C.o.d he kicked my ass!

by sqwinch April 24, 2012

tongue puncher

One who kisses ass for their own gain

( for example lower management)

Littoral example : To punch the asshole with the tongue in a persuasive yet aggressive manner.

"Has anyone seen the boss he is off tongue punching the CEO?"

He is such a tongue puncher.

by Maine roots March 16, 2017

puncher

A person who punches cards

Person 1 “ay u know punchmade dev punches cards?”
Person 2 “ ye he a puncher fr”

by mskdmn September 30, 2023

Mutton puncher

Sheep herder/rancher/shepherd

"In Luke 2, you'll notice the Angel visited a bunch of third-shift mutton punchers."

-My father

by Russellsroughneck January 24, 2024

Shuttle Puncher

1. (Noun) a traditional Irish alcoholic beverage which consists of a pint of Guinness stout and a shot of vodka.

2. (Noun) a term used to describe an Irish person who can drink shuttle punchers like there’s no tomorrow

1. I got hammered off shuttle punchers last night and pissed on the floor of Supermacs

2. Seán is a serious shuttle puncher, I’ve seen him down 4 in a row like it was water and try to sleep with his mam 20 minutes later.

by Binocularboy May 23, 2024