a petyus

a unique extraterrestial creature that feeds through photosynthesis and crappy memes. a petyus will always appear sad and has multiple personalities disorder as well as down's. it likes slow cars that are usually labelled as pezso, but dreams of american muscle cars it cant afford seeing as it left its only career opportunity last week. it would call kozakkucsma its home within the milky way, a cripplingly gypsy-infested nest of cretins. some people love a petyus but are mistaken only by its sincere appearance and suspect not the evil underlying. very few sexual advantages included.

a petyus showed me a meme yesterday, now i have chronic diarrhea.

lol, same.

by notdobospeter November 23, 2021

Chicken Putty

A chicken who falls into a pool of any type of cream.

Shit! The chickens fell in the pool of (Insert a type of cream)

Looks like some good chicken putty

by Holly Bowers November 16, 2022

Pussy Putty

The art of manipulating a woman into sexual acts regarding her pussy against her initial desire. Usual a tactic used by the pussy puppeteer.

I didn't set out to do it doggy style, but i was pussy putty in his hands and glad I did.

by Marci Mac April 27, 2024

Nutty Putty

Used to express discomfort, specifically in a tight or enclosed space.

Damn, it’s getting a bit nutty putty in here.

by Dick king was taken January 7, 2026

Nutty putty

Another way of saying “deadly” or “crazy”, but with the added reference and stakes of the famous cave for a point of ironic humor.

“Dude did you hear about that party last weekend?!”
“No bro was it crazy?”
“It was nutty putty bro! You wouldn’t even believe!”

by Slangin8AN January 15, 2026

bang dat putty

is a term to emphasize a mans sexual urges to a "fit" female.

Walking down the street ....

Rob: Corr, she was gorgeous!
Phil: Yeah! Bang dat Putty!

by philisthebest March 27, 2009

Curty 2 Purty

A specific individual who is both sexy and charming. He can effortlessly lighten your mood and make even the grumpiest girl smile. He loves all types of music and breaks out into adlib raps that rival the original lyrics. He is strong, kind, and hotheaded. He likes to tease and flirt but becomes adorably awkward when faced with "sexy time". He will knock you off your feet and try to catch you before you fall. He is a Purty Curty or Curty 2 Purty

We need a hero. Let's call Curty 2 Purty. He's the life of a party and the wet in my panties.

by Chriche0207 January 15, 2022