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Pivoting Puck 

You drive down the road with a giant slut. you and you're friend decide to have sex with her. As she is giving the driving road head. the passenger starts fucking her from behind. Go on some curvy roads to make that bitch pivot.
Eric- yo driving with that whore was awesome!
Shane- yeah! driving with sluts is sweet, especially when you do the pivoting puck!
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make one's asshole pucker 

To be excited, or nervous about something.
1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?

2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!

3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!

puck bunny 

A hockey whore. Will be found at a majority of the travel team's home games wearing slutty clothes completely unsuited for a hockey rink. Only objective is to bang one of the hockey guys. Facebook/myspace page will be open to everyone and will feature multiple mirror shots. (She stands in front of a mirror and takes a picture of her reflection.)
That puck bunny has hooked up with half the hockey team.
puck bunny by carly morgan March 29, 2009

Hockey Puck Dick 

Def 1: An extreme form of a chode. Extreme to the point that the penis does not exceed 1 1/2 inches in length and ranges from 3-4 inches in width.

Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.
Jean Paul Aller is a perfect example of a Hockey Puck Dick. Jean Paul Aller has a Hockey Puck Dick
Hockey Puck Dick by seminole10or December 15, 2010
Delicious and addictive (yet overrated) snackfood. Primary source of food for obsessed anime nerds, especially at anime conventions (places you probably will want to avoid at all costs). Green tea Pocky isn't bad.
"I bought four boxes of Pocky a while ago, and everyone around me ate it. Aww."
pocky by crono June 29, 2003

shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.
Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.