Skip to main content

philopathy

A pathological need to adhere to a specific belief system to the exclusion of all else. For example, adherence to Socialism in an environment where Capitalism would function better, or adherence to an archaic scientific maxim long since overturned by new evidence.
The Senator's philopathy prevented him from being open-minded.
by OffcenterHorizon May 12, 2017
mugGet the philopathy mug.

philosopher

The worst kind of person. The person that doesn't do anything, but just thinks about things.
Carpenter: I built a house.

Doctor: I saved a woman's life.

Scientist: I've designed the missle defense system our country uses.

Philosopher: I've decided I do exist.
by bored at work at 2:20 pm January 26, 2008
mugGet the philosopher mug.

Armchair Philosopher

Generally these people are pompous, drug induced, morons.

They usually wear beanies or a loose fitting t-shirt and dirty clothes. They spend their days by the TV smoking weed and watching rick&morty. They watch the Joe rogan podcast and believe that aliens are everywhere and that the CIA have time machines.

You may confuse them with tinfoil wearers but they are a little less nuts. They believe that them and only them understand the universe and that they are unique and special... But they work for minimum wage and get their facts from unreliable sources and use blanket terms to make their points seems more air tight. When you challenge them on these views then they usually get angry and aggressive but be assured that they haven't been in a fight since their mate stole their pokemon card.

These people are not credible and lack all intellect that they need to make valid conclusions. They will tout unionism as good and capitalism as bad. They believe that the police can't come in their house if they say they can't and they are deluded enough to believe that they are important.

Enjoy your day!
Hey Tom, see Kevin?

Yeah.

Well he's become a pot head and believes the moon landing was fake. God, another Armchair Philosopher!
by Scottish Dictionary March 26, 2020
mugGet the Armchair Philosopher mug.

Psilopath

one who has suffered a psychotic break due to the use of psychedelic drugs and is unable to reconcile with society
DMT, combined with a bad fight, left him a psilopath
by Psilopath December 16, 2008
mugGet the Psilopath mug.

Pocket-Philosopher

-Any person who freely expresses their opinions on life, based on personal experiences.

-That person whose advice always puts things in a helpful perspective.

-Someone who is considered wise in a subject, but may not have established themselves as an authority in that subject.
-Mark always asks his cousin for pocket-philosopher advice when he moves to a new house.
by Pocket-Philosopher February 23, 2010
mugGet the Pocket-Philosopher mug.

philosiphy

When one person has their way of doing things, and another person has thier way of doing things.
I have my philosiphy and you have yours.
by jose the alimghty one November 24, 2006
mugGet the philosiphy mug.

philosopher

One who says lines of the syntax:
"As a famous philosopher once said..."
A Spanish phrase is often included in after the introduction.
As a slightly less known philosopher once said: "We report in menos days."

As a famous philosopher once said, "Interests connect people."

Yeah, these next 2.5 weeks will be "mucho long" (Philosopher).
by Philosopher Parms July 9, 2011
mugGet the philosopher mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email