Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.

George had practical blindness for summer reading.

by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012

practicing your dinosaur call

To puke, vomit, throw up, blow chucks, worship the porcelain god, etc.

Man, you were sooo drunk last night. Did I hear you practicing your dinosaur call this morning?

Yeah, it was quite rough.

by ;lkjasdfjhgf June 13, 2011

I am going to practice and warm up my dancing yayy!

I am going to practice and warm up my dancing yayy!

I am going to practice and warm up my dancing yayy!

by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023

Practicizing

Practicizing is when you're really active in practicing something. Like you're all in.

Since she started her yoga teacher training she is non-stop practicizing yoga.

by ShannonDiz May 25, 2023

Practical Bullshit

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.

Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."

Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"

Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".

Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.

by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012

RB Practice Guy

RB Practice Guy is the thumbnail image to Greg Arkus’ video on YouTube titled “RB 2024 Practice.” RB Practice Guy himself is a cartoon naked man depicted as running in the thumbnail with a white background. RB Practice Guy has become the subject of many goofs, gaffes, and chortles among the Second Lunch Servery friend group. RB Practice Guy is often put up on display on any one of the friend’s in the friend groups computer system screen while they are in the bathroom. They come back and greeted with a sweet treat! RB Practice Guy is hated by a Squire named Randall.

*Patty walks back into the crassroom after using the bathroom, he sees that quissle has put RB Practice Guy on his computer system.* *Patty starts chortling*
“Patty are you watching TikTok’s or RB Practice Guy?” - Randall
“No, I am not screwing around!” - Patty

by Shrek9898989898 September 22, 2025

practical larry

When a skinny man with a tiny dick gets a object shoved up his ass and it comes out of his penis very painfully.

I thought it was just going to be a regular date, but it seems she gave me a practical larry! Its bleeding everywhere!!!

by Breck177 January 10, 2009