Poptart

Offen the name of a small black cute kitten. Who indeed likes to play in the food cabinet. Poptart is usually a girl and will sleep in the most awkward positions. This kitten will usually try to eat food....straight from your mouth and likes to be refered to as Simba.

Girl 1: Omg! I got a new kitten!
Girl 2: What's her nameee??
Girl 1: Poptart!
Girl 2: *snickers* Havee funn :D

by BendXoverXbackwardsXandXscrewX November 30, 2009

Unicorn poptart ninja

Leslie

Have you seen Leslie!! She’s a unicorn poptart ninja!

by 5.OHBRUH August 1, 2018

poptart

A dolt, a person who is pleasant when you first meet them, but then that all goes out the window... Like when you eat a poptart as an adult, you're first instinct is OMG this is going to be awesome!! And then you take that first and last bite...

A douche bag male that thinks he's gods gift to women, wow that douche is a total poptart
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is.

A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson

by pinksparkles88 October 18, 2012

poptart

v. to drop someone like a hot poptart on a cold, kitchen tile floor in the morning.

n. a person who has been dropped/broken up with

If he's going to be a douche the entire time you're together, poptart that asshole!

Its a weird relationship, but I'm still friends with my poptart.

by fanOFcake December 7, 2011

Poptart Crip

A Crip who is hard on the outside but is soft on the inside

Ayo! That guy over there! Yea bro he a Poptart Crip!

by CarolGodDamnBaksin April 24, 2020

Poptart

A person that’s like a black licorice poptart, if there ever was one, he’s always overshadowed but is someone’s favorite flavor

“Donny’s a Poptart but, he’s my black licorice poptart.”

by Nerual 💞 May 15, 2018

poptart

A black person who tans.

Silly poptarts, you're already black!

by brobi1kinobi March 1, 2011