Nebraska PopTart

When you put your pecker in the toaster to warm it up for your old lady.

Oh just you wait babe, you're gonna love this Nebraska PopTart!

by Bob The Bus Driver June 29, 2022

Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.

Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."

by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 06, 2013

Lemon PopTart

Albino man from ipswich

Lemon PopTart installed all the roof drains.

by PlumbLife July 19, 2022

Poptart Crip

A Crip who is hard on the outside but is soft on the inside

Ayo! That guy over there! Yea bro he a Poptart Crip!

by CarolGodDamnBaksin April 24, 2020

cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles June 12, 2011

Burkina Faso Poptart

The act of horizontally splitting the penis in half and cutting off the top piece, making the bloodied bottom piece look like a poptart when viewed from above. Used as a torture method in Burkina Faso

Thomas Sankara's assassins initially wanted to give him a Burkina Faso Poptart but the plan was dropped due to logistical issues.

by popedick420 April 25, 2023

poptart face

When you have a high face

Im sending you to the office because you have PopTart face

by Mrs. Tomko May 03, 2016