pookie bookie

When a ugly individual takes yo man and slurps his cock for 1 day but gives him back to you cause his cock taste like peanut butter m&m's.

Yea she's totally been pookie bookied last night when her man came back asking if his cock taste like peanut butter m&m's.

by Yellowmellowjello June 22, 2017

Pookie Bump

A bump of cocaine, a cocktail, adderall/speed, or anything that will jack you up a little bit.

Wow Carol must have been feeling good last night after all those pookie bumps.

I need a pookie bump so I can get up and do something!

I had too many pookie bumps in Vegas.

I feel like such a buzz kill, I need a pookie bump!

by dickbaby November 17, 2009

Pookie-cakes

An overly cute nickname for someone you go with.

Bobby is Susie's Pookie-cakes, and vice-versa. They gross me out sometimes.....

by RatchetBoo May 9, 2003

pookie man

A male cat with human like qualities.

Look at pookie man. Hes so cute!

by Davepost49 June 10, 2016

Pookie Hole

Mid-western term used in polite conversation when discussing the posterior opening of the alimentary canal; the anus or butt hole.

It is always wise to wipe your pookie hole thoroughly after taking a shit.

by Golden-boy June 22, 2008

Nookie Pookie

A tiny Mexican penis.

"God, the guy I had sex with last night had the tiniest nookie pookie I have ever seen."

by Thechuicer September 25, 2013

Pookie Effect

The indescribable ability for the trashiest, most heinous man in your life to somehow constantly be redeemed and never go away forever. you think affectionately of him, he’s simultaneously your pookie bear, stinkabutt and singular source of self-esteem trauma

bro, i swear i don’t love him anymore it’s just the pookie effect. he’s calling rn i gtg

by &M December 13, 2022