Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Not Picking up The phone

Answering yes to the pending question

Not picking up the phone

Person 1: calls person 2

Person 2: doesn't answer

Person 1: that means yes.

by Joseph Stoneley August 12, 2021

picked up

what prostitutes refer to as busy

prostitute: i’m picked up
mom on phone: oh okay use protection

by beetsmeets March 04, 2021

Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

pick up order

when you get picked up by the popo.

I got locked because of a pick up order

by the savageee July 06, 2017

pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

Pick up the W

Antonym of Take the L. Picking up the W is used to describe a win, accomplishment, or plus of some sort.
E.g. Acing a test, winning a game of poker, suceeding in the stock market, proving a point, crushing someone in 1v1 basketball, etc.

I picked up the w, or picked up a win, by picking up two hot broads yesterday.
I pick up the w all the time.

by Rutherford G. Maldington March 25, 2016