period

worst fucking week that occurs once a month, unless she is prego

Women having their periods is the easiest reson why god is a guy

Basically a living hell

Don't ever ask a women if she is on her period--->BAD IDEA

by liberalLadie;) April 18, 2010

periodtt

all the hoes who say this either smell like fish or they thots and cheating on they nigga

YOU AINT GON DO SHIT TO ME PERIODTT

by ChronicTJ April 19, 2019

Period

A nonstop flow of blood that every girl has for one week every month. Guys THINK it's torture for them, but they have no uterus, so they can't have an opinion.

Girl: Ugh, I wish I were a guy! They don't have those painful periods!
Guy: It's hard for us too! We have boners!
Girl: Stop complaining about your fucking boners. Having thoughts about naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back up my vagina.

by HPTrash December 11, 2017

Po-Po Period

The time of the month when police run around ticketing or arresting people to fill their quota. The tickets are usually for minor infractions, or trumped up offenses. (Ex: they catch someone urinating on a wall, and arrest them for indecent exposure)

Don't jaywalk, man... bacon bitch is going through po-po period right now.

by Amaretto Kramer February 16, 2006

Period

A time where the world turns against you, and nobody does anything right. Where women get to scream, and be as bitchy as possible. Basically, a whole weeks worth of anger, midol, pain, much time spent for bathroom breaks, and checking your ass every second to see if your covered.

"How was your day?"
"Oh great.. Mother nature brought me my period.. bitch"

by JZbby April 20, 2009

period ecstasy

The elation one feels when his sexual partner has their period and knows she is not pregnant. The man is then perfectly fine with putting up with any of his girl's bitchiness due to the fact that he is in a state of period ecstasy. The should not be confused with period heart attack in which case the man dies inside when his sexual partner misses their period.

Girl: I had my period!
Boy: THANK YOU GOD!!!
Girl: Now let's talk about my day...
Boy: I'm in a state of period ecstasy so sure..

by Art M. Typal October 20, 2011

period

The most fucking annoying thing on Earth (except Crazy Frog).

No wonder they call it "the monthly curse".

Contrary to popular belief, you actually can have sex during your/your girlfriend's period. It's pretty gross for both parties, though, so I don't recommend it.

by ~souba~ December 28, 2005