When someone masterbaits quick and cums all over there self and clothes, and it dries a glazey paste.
by Titus dyfilid February 25, 2019
When you are trying to hide laughter from someone.
You would 'Look at the pasties' when the laughter being seen would be damaging.
You would 'Look at the pasties' when the laughter being seen would be damaging.
Tom and Jen played a prank on Dad by putting a joke ticket on his car, but had to hide their laughter as he approached by looking at the pasties.
Dude, she walks funny- its hilarious!! We need to look at the pasties so she doesn't see us.
Dude, she walks funny- its hilarious!! We need to look at the pasties so she doesn't see us.
by Tomjen August 17, 2009
When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
by HouCou2003 November 04, 2022
A pasty virgin is a virgin that is not only pasty white but also is desperate they with literally fuck a tree.
Donald is a pasty virgin.
by O’Bambi November 18, 2017
by HyFyR August 25, 2023
The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.
Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.
by Malakas March 02, 2018
A small British turnover type pastry filled with fruit, vegetables, meat or cheese with spices, folded in half and baked. To be eaten with one's fingers as a snack or light meal.
by Joycat17 December 16, 2022