Pansexual 

Someone who is VIOLENTLY sexually attracted to kitchenware. Most commonly, pots and pans.

Anna: That skillet looks so fucking sexy give me their number please.
Conner: Oh, i didnt know you were pansexual.

Pansexual by literally.homosexual October 28, 2019

Pansexual 

Sexuality attracted to pans

Person 1:Did you know he’s pansexual?
Person 2:Why, is he attracted to pans?

Pansexual by Pseudonym 45 November 19, 2019

Pansexual 

Sexually attracted to pans.

Normal person: DUDE WHY THE HELL ARE YOU FUCKING A PAN!?
Pansexual: because yes

Pansexual by Inquisitive Walnut February 8, 2020

Pansexual 

Attraction to people regardless of gender this can also be called gender blind.

Me:Hey Mom, I’m Pansexual.
Mom:You like pans?

Pansexual by Doja_CaT May 24, 2020

Pansexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to frying pans

"Mhmmm that pan is looking hella naughty, guess I'm pansexual."

Pansexual by Gazs999 August 22, 2020

Pansexual 

Attracted to Pans

“YOOOO JENNY FUCKED A PAN!!! SHES PANSEXUAL”

Pansexual by DAddy Zae May 18, 2019

Pansexual 

Bisexual means you like both genders. BOTH. Two. Men and women.

Pansexual means you like "all" genders. Men, women, trans people, non-binary people, intersex people.

Me: So basically Pansexual is Bisexual +1?
Them: (ʘ言ʘ╬) It's more than that!
Me: So~ Bisexual with extra steps?
Them: Jfc! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Pansexual by HateEveryoneEqually February 7, 2020